One day in a language school in
Teacher : “All right, now I’d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who’d like to try?”
A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from
Teacher : “Not bad. Okay, who’s next?”
Another student raised his hand. It was Ah Beng from
Ah Beng : “I try! I try. Can aaah?”
Teacher : “No, no, not you”
Ah Beng : “Aaaiiyaaa… let me try lah… I can do lah… you think I’m stupid meeh..?”
Teacher : “Okay.. go ahead”
Ah Beng : “This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN… GREEEEEN… I PINK up and I said YELOOOOW?”
Teacher : ??
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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said: “My Mobile Number.
Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610″
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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is “u will go to jail”
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It’s already raining.”
Ah Beng : “So what? Take an umbrella and go.”
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and
Not in the morning
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U
Have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: “Sir, all items are missing,
Except the TV in my house.”
Police: “How the thief did not take TV?”
Ah Beng : “I was watching TV news…”
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying “Parking Fine”
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for compliment.”
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
“He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board”
Gubrag…. *&^%!@
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
The man :”Why U do that?”.
Ah Beng : “The weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold
and on the other hand it would be hot.”
The man: ..*!&@^%#$
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and Says “Hello, how did you know I was here?”
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng – If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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(source: next door milist)
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